Artifacts of Note V

The last couple of weeks has been an intense frenzy of renovation work involving tiles, paints, and loads of garbage. I would love to update everyone on the progress of the Estate, but alas it will have to wait for another day.

For now, satiate your hunger with: ARTIFACTS OF NOTE V!!!!

Artifact of Note #08042010-001

What you see before you is the remnant of a culture of humans that believed that life cannot be dictated by the purpose of one's own will, but should be held to the whim of random dice throws. This artifact is known as a D10 it's rarity is in between the very common D20 and the most absurd D2. It is interesting to note that the reason for the civilizations destruction was not the pure randomness of events, but the frenzied pace at which it's leading scientists attempted to recreate the progenitors of their world the D0 and the D1. (This is assumed to have been an impossible quest)

Artifact of Note #08052010-001

While cleaning up the backyard I stumbled upon this freshly baked piece of pizza goodness. It was clear to me that it was obviously not an extremely old discarded piece of food trash because it was free of ants and dirt. What this told me was that Little Caesar's makes quality food.

Artifact of Note #08082010-001

Look! A miniature Halloween pumpkin containing a fun-size white chocolate crunch and some plain m&m's. Probably two of the most boring and un-fun candies on the market. I would've done a blog about us eating the candies, but before I had a chance to pull out the camera Reardon quickly consumed all of it... pumpkin and all. Depression quickly set in, until!

Artifact of Note #08082010-002

We discovered an completely discarded un-opened non-ancient box of instant oatmeal. 55 packets of fiber-filled poop-cleaning goodness!

Artifact of Note #08082010-003

"Own a Gun & Stay Out of Jail" This book should have only one page and on that page it should say, "Don't shoot anyone."

Artifact of Note #08082010-004

What's this do??

When we first discovered this peculiar object, I had assumed it to be some kind of fashionable drink coaster, but upon further inspection by our brightest minds it was revealed to be some sort of primitive device for storing data magnetically. We expected to uncover more information about the prior inhabitants of the area, but for some reason there was no data present. Hrm.

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A discarded plush bear, virtually new. The saddest thing in the entire world and also the plot for Pixar's next film.

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This demonic object seems to possibly be a stuffed/robotic representation of a domesticated species similar to your more common house cat. This particular find also looks to operate on electrical power of some sort. We hope to resupply it with power and see if it's AI chips still function.

Artifact of Note #08082010-007

ARE YOU EFFIN' KIDDING!?!?? ANIMANIACS SOUNDTRACK? You can bet this will be playing on constant loop for the duration of our time at the Estate. That is if we can find a CD player.

Artifact of Note #08082010-008

Green Day's Insomniac album. A good album and a wonderful find.


Here's a peek at the CD itself.

Artifact of Note #08082010-009

Who needs house paint, we got fat sticks of colored chalk!

Artifact of Note #08082010-010

Notice the peculiar artwork on this toy, it's an ant hiding behind a leaf. Think about that... That ant is probably scared for it's life. If you pelted it with a water balloon it would probably die. This product condones and endorses insecticide. The brainwashing propaganda begins at birth, remember that.

Artifact of Note #08082010-011

We are as of yet unsure as to what this device was used for. We believe it to be similar to the Antikythera mechanism, but lame.


Annnd... that's a wrap! Stay tuned for later this week when we post on the night the wall came down.